Trick or Treat!

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Title: Trick or Treat!
Author: browneyedmami
Fandom: Inuyasha
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Characters/Pairings: Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Shippou
Summary: Kagome has a surprise for Inuyasha on Halloween night, but will he like it?
Notes: Written for inuholidays trick or treat challenge.


It was Halloween night in the feudal era, and an irate hanyou was sitting in his tree, wondering when the miko from the present would return.

We have jewel shards to find! Where is that wench? he thought to himself.

A monk and demon slayer watched the hanyou from the distance plotting how to keep him from leaving to find said miko. She had said to them that she had a surprise when she got back, and didn’t want to be disturbed until then because it would ruin it. Seeing the hanyou ready to jump from his tree and run, the monk shouted

“Inuyasha! I sense a demonic aura!”


Dammit! Wait a second, I don’t feel anything…..

“You sure you ain’t lying monk? Because I don’t sense a thing!”

“I’m sure of it! It seems to be a few miles up ahead. It’s at least worth investigating!”

Grumbling, Inuyasha came down from the tree and agreed to go check. He would go get Kagome later.

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In the present, a young girl was getting ready for the evening. She was dressed up in a beautiful red kimono, with dog ears atop her head, and plastic fangs in her mouth. It wasn’t hard to guess what she was trying to portray.

Putting on the last few touches of make-up and making sure her bag was packed with plenty of candy for the kitsune and other Halloween related items, she set off to the well thinking of what was to come.

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“I know you were lying Miroku! How dare you! You just wanted to get into the village so you could go flirt with all the women didn’t you?”

Funny enough, normally this would be the case, but not today. None the less, it was a plausible lie so he went with it.

“I see no harm in talking to a beautiful woman or two”

“You damn well know talking aint all you’d be doing!”

“Well, I suppose I could rub a bottom or two…”

A large weapon came down on his head, and he rubbed the bump, not surprised in the least. This was a normal occurrence after all. Sadly this time he didn’t really deserve it! Oh the things he does for a friend!

“Whatever, I’m heading back to camp!” Inuyasha shouted and bounded off into the forest.

“Well, that went well” Miroku said

“Yeah sorry I had to hit you, but we had to make it seem real you know?” his female companion Sango said.

“It’s alright Sango” he said with a smile. His had extended to grope her but, but the weapon came down yet again only this time, it was well deserved.

“Idiot” a furry ball of fluff said suddenly as it perched on his shoulder.

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Kagome hopped out of the well and began the trek back to the hut they all shared. It wasn’t too far of a walk, but she needed to get there quickly.

She was just making her way into the clearing where the hut stood when she felt a familiar aura.

“Inuyasha?” she asked in a questioning voice.

No answer.

“Inuyasha is that you?” she asked again as she heard footsteps coming closer.

“What have you done to Kagome you imposter!” a voice shouted.

“What? Inuyasha it’s me, calm down!” she said

“Liar! Kagome doesn’t look like that so stop fooling around and tell me what you did to her! Her scent is all over you!”

“Inuyasha it’s me I swear! This is just a costume, please calm down!” she said suddenly starting to feel panic. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea after all.

“I’m going to ask one last time before I pull out my sword! Who are you and where is Kagome?!”

“Inuyasha SIT!” Kagome shouted.

A loud thud sounded and Inuyasha hit the dirt.

“Wench!” he shouted.

“Now then, if it wasn’t me I wouldn’t be able to do that to you. Had you been listening to me when I told the others about Halloween the other night, you would know that this is a costume. I wanted to surprise you by dressing up as a hanyou like you” she said with a blush.

“So….you’re really Kagome then?” he said recovering from the ground.

“Baka! Of course I am! Here, look” she said as she took out the fake teeth and took off the headband with ears.

“Oh….well….I….um…..thanks?” he said unable to form a sentence

“You’re welcome! Do you like it?”

“I fucking love it!” he said suddenly

“I mean….um…it looks nice” he then said with a fake cough.

“Oh really now? Why don’t you show me how much you liked it then?” she said with a seductive smirk.

That was it for him, he grabbed her, carried her into the hut, and pounced on her. Luckily kaede was gathering herbs, and the rest of the group hadn’t returned yet.

The two were tossing and turning on the floor, kissing and caressing as clothing items made their way into a pool on the floor. Currently the miko only had a bra and her panties left, while the hanyou still had his pants on.

Kagome let out a moan at the intimate moment they were sharing then broke the kiss and said

“You know, we probably shouldn’t be doing this. The others could be here any minute you know”

“I don’t care” he said and silenced further protests from her with his lips. Nothing else was said from either party until a little ball of fur ran into the hut and shouted

“Trick or Treat!”

The two broke apart quickly and looked for the source of the voice and found the kitsune with a shocked look on his face.

Inuyasha got up to kick him when Kagome let out a warning and gave him a look that said don’t you dare!

“Shippou, why don’t you look for my bag outside. There’s lots of candy in it and some puzzles”

“Sure! Thanks Kagome!” he said and ran out of the hut, seemingly forgetting about what he had just seen.

“Miroku, Sango, stay out! Kagome and I have some stuff to do!” Inuyasha shouted.

“Really? And those things to do….would they happen to include….” He never got to finish his sentence because he felt an icy glare coming from his right. It was Sango.

“Never mind!” he shouted

“Come on monk, let’s take Shippou further out into the forest. It could get loud out here” she said as she grabbed him by the ear.

Back in the hut, Inuyasha looked at Kagome and smirked.

“Now, put those ears back on and we’ll continue”

Kagome smiled back and slid the ears back on top of her head.

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About an hour later, the group headed back to the camp and were surprised to find that Inuyasha was not in his tree, but with Kagome at his side on a mat fast asleep.

“Wow, they must have worn each other out” he said with a smirk.

Sango only blushed then prepared to lay down for the night.

“Sango, can I lay down next to you?” he asked almost convincingly

“Not a chance monk!”

The monk looked dejected, and started to set up his mat for the night.

Without a word, Sango picked up her mat and brought it closer to his and laid down next to him.

“Just don’t try anything funny or I’ll move again!” she said.

Miroku smiled and the two fell peacefully asleep.

Shippou looked at the couples with a smile, then settled down on his own close to the hut and thought to himself

Someday I will find the right girl for me too and cuddle up with her at night.

With that final thought, the kitsune fell into a peaceful sleep.