Don't Wander Too Far

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Title: Don't Wander too Far
Author: browneyedmami
Fandom: Inuyasha
Genre: Comedy
Characters/Pairings: Shippou, Mir/San, Inu/Kag
Summary: Kagome tells Shippo it is ok to go play with the village children as long as he didn't wander too far. When he sets out on his adventure, what does he find?
Notes: Written for iyhedonism 's 'wander' prompt.


It sure has been a long day. Kagome told me it was ok to go and play with the other village children as long as I didn't wander to far. I took the candy she gave me and set off for an adventure. I tried to play with some of the village children, but most of them seemed to be frightened of me. I'm used to it, so I didn't let it bother me. I soon found myself at a stream where I heard some loud screams. A little scared, but curious, I started to follow the source of the sound. I gasped in horror when I saw Miroku groping Sango...only...she was naked! I blushed many shades of red, and then I went in for the attack on Miroku so I could save Sango from his perverted ways.

“Pervert, get off of Sango!” I hollered jumping on to his back hoping to divert him from his ways.

“Shippou, I think you and I need to have a talk” Miroku said with a fire in his eyes.

“No, that's alright” I said as I cowered away. I had an idea of the “talk” we'd be having and I certainly didn't wish to have it.

“Go back to camp now. We'll talk later” he said with anger in his voice. Now that was scary!

I ran back towards camp praying I wouldn't receive a beating from him later. It was rare to get hit by Miroku, but when he did, you knew he was angry.

I started to hear the same noises as I got closer to camp and accidentally ran right into the scene to find Inuyasha with Kagome pinned underneath her.

Man, they really need to find better hiding places for these things!